Equitech is here.
Latest tech disruptor makes donkey monetization more efficient.
An earthquake is shaking the stables of Earth and it goes by the name of Equitech. Equitech combines the latest machine learning to turn your donkey into a passive income machine. But what consequences will this new disruptor bring to the table? And more importantly, how will it affect the global donkey industry?
It’s more efficient than ever to monetize your donkey
Gone are the days of seaside donkey rides. Now, harnessing data, you can make money from your donkey even while it sleeps.
Donkey prices will soar
In fact, they already are beginning to show an upwards trend — get in quick.
Plans have been made to extend the industry to ponies — but horses will have to wait
Industry leaders have tipped that ponies will be next, due to their similar size. But warn entrepreneurs not to assume the same bandwaggon can be pulled by horses. “Connectivity is different”, warned one leader.