Max and Missy: Two Small Pugs

We Hate the Amazon Delivery Guy

We chase him away but he keeps coming back

Max and Missy, sitting here waiting for something to happen.

We are Max and Missy. We are pugs. We live in a nice comfy home with lots of toys and soft beds. Everything is good.

But we have one problem. The Amazon delivery guy keeps bringing boxes to the porch.

We hate it. We bark as ferociously as possible. Sometimes he looks in the window at us and laughs.

We hate this most of all. We are fierce. We should not be laughed at.

No matter what we do, he walks up to the porch and leaves boxes. They never have anything good in them as far as we can tell.

He is far worse than the stranger that brings pizzas. At least the pizzas smell good.

We are going to sit here and watch for that white truck. We are ready. He won’t get past us.