Backpage On Trial

And I got a subpoena

Photo by Sasun Bughdaryan on Unsplash

It was 10 AM this morning when a persistent knock came at my door. I just knew it was the authorities. You get a sixth sense about that when you’ve heard that distinctive knock before.

I wasn’t ready to go to jail right that second. So I didn’t answer. After five minutes, he gave up. But a half-hour later, he was back. This time I was ready (took a crap and a leak and had…