Aaron Sorkin Ordering Breakfast at Denny’s
INT. DENNY’S — MORNING
Sorkin: You know what hash you’ve never had?
Waitress: Excuse me?
Sorkin: I asked if you knew what hash you’ve never had.
Waitress: What are you talking —
Sorkin: Corned beef hash.
Waitress: I’m pretty sure I’ve had corned beef hash before.
Sorkin: No. You’ve never had corned beef hash.
Waitress: I think I have.
Sorkin: Have you ever had the corned beef hash at Nick’s on Spring Street?
Waitress: Never heard of it.
Sorkin: Then you haven’t had corned beef hash.
Waitress: It’s still corned beef, potatoes, maybe some onions?
Sorkin: It really is quite something.
Waitress: Don’t get cute with me.
Sorkin: If you haven’t had the corned beef hash at Nick’s than you haven’t seen Shakespeare the way it was meant to be done!
Waitress: (already walked away and serving another table)