Aaron Sorkin Ordering Breakfast at Denny’s

INT. DENNY’S — MORNING

Sorkin: You know what hash you’ve never had?

Waitress: Excuse me?

Sorkin: I asked if you knew what hash you’ve never had.

Waitress: What are you talking —

Sorkin: Corned beef hash.

Waitress: I’m pretty sure I’ve had corned beef hash before.

Sorkin: No. You’ve never had corned beef hash.

Waitress: I think I have.

Sorkin: Have you ever had the corned beef hash at Nick’s on Spring Street?

Waitress: Never heard of it.

Sorkin: Then you haven’t had corned beef hash.

Waitress: It’s still corned beef, potatoes, maybe some onions?

Sorkin: It really is quite something.

Waitress: Don’t get cute with me.

Sorkin: If you haven’t had the corned beef hash at Nick’s than you haven’t seen Shakespeare the way it was meant to be done!

Waitress: (already walked away and serving another table)