The PokerBot 5000®

Pictured: The PokerBot 5000®, the world’s first gambling robot.

Price: Pricey

Powered by: Rail or higher quality liquor

Winning ratio: Don’t worry about it

(Drawn Aug. 30, 2012, on a news budget during an editor meeting.)

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