Memo To DoorDash

Answer your fucking phone!

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Now that I’ve gotten my stripes and been knighted as one of the elite, let me give you a picture of a Top Dasher’s world. And when I’m done, I’m sure you will all agree I don’t need no stinking Top Dasher badge!

I hit the trail about 11:20 AM yesterday hoping to earn some lunchtime money. As usual, roost #1 was outside Juice Vitality, a little store that sells…

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William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

I’m just an old lump of coal. But I’m gonna be a diamond someday!