Ms. DoorDash

I finally found her

Photo by pouriya kafaei on Unsplash

When I look at my DoorDash app, it gives me a few stats: my customer satisfaction rating, my completion percentage, my job acceptance percentage, and the number of lifetime deliveries I’ve made. The first is very high, and worthy of a blue ribbon if you will. The next two? Descending rapidly after the corporation fucked me out of my “Top Dasher” medallion. The fourth is the significant stat for this story.