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Doordashing For Dollars
The Ins And Outs Of The Food Delivery Hustle
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Fishin’ in a Bathtub
Fishin’ in a Bathtub
All the moneyed people have left Manhattan
William Mersey
Jul 11
“Something Went Wrong”
“Something Went Wrong”
I’ll say — and so does the DoorDash app
William Mersey
Jul 9
Workin’ For Peanuts Is Not Very Fine
Workin’ For Peanuts Is Not Very Fine
The way DoorDash treats its slaves is an effing crime
William Mersey
Jun 25
Dashing On Juneteenth
Dashing On Juneteenth
I’d do better fishing in a bathtub
William Mersey
Jun 19
Easing On Down the Road
Easing On Down the Road
Solving NY’s chaotic and dangerous ebike problem
William Mersey
Jun 11
Darned If You Do and Danged If You Don’t
Darned If You Do and Danged If You Don’t
Calling DoorDash support
William Mersey
Jun 5
Zooming With DoorDash
Zooming With DoorDash
Drilling down on nothing
William Mersey
Jun 1
Viewing Manhattan
Viewing Manhattan
From Staten Island, the lost boro’s perspective
William Mersey
May 29
The Joke’s On DoorDash
The Joke’s On DoorDash
A divine unscripted moment
William Mersey
May 26
Thanks For the Bagel
Thanks For the Bagel
You can keep the contract violation
William Mersey
May 12
A Transparent DoorDash Ruse
A Transparent DoorDash Ruse
I’ll take the bag, but I have a plan
William Mersey
May 2
A Little Too Much Information
A Little Too Much Information
Courtesy of DoorDash’s “shop and deliver” function
William Mersey
Apr 30
The Recession Is Here
The Recession Is Here
I can tell by my silent phone
William Mersey
Apr 19
Beating the Rap
Beating the Rap
The strategy actually worked
William Mersey
Apr 16
Triple Whammy Week
Triple Whammy Week
Goodbye platinum dasher status
William Mersey
Apr 16
A New Yorker’s Eating Habits
A New Yorker’s Eating Habits
Information learned courtesy of delivering food in New York City
William Mersey
Apr 13
The Miracle Moisturizer
The Miracle Moisturizer
At $200 per ounce!
William Mersey
Apr 8
Turning Back the Clock
Turning Back the Clock
An all-time record for this guy
William Mersey
Mar 31
Platinum Dasher Bill
Platinum Dasher Bill
Let the games begin
William Mersey
Mar 22
How to Maximize Your Hourly Earnings on DoorDash
How to Maximize Your Hourly Earnings on DoorDash
Advice from a dasher with 7500 completed deliveries
William Mersey
Mar 13
Snakebit Again
Snakebit Again
Suffering more contract violations for other people’s mistakes
William Mersey
Mar 13
A Tale of Three Deliveries
A Tale of Three Deliveries
Sociological and cultural insight via delivering for DoorDash
William Mersey
Mar 3
Out of the DoorDash Danger Zone
Out of the DoorDash Danger Zone
A lesson learned
William Mersey
Feb 12
The Project Delivery From Hell
The Project Delivery From Hell
All in a DoorDash day
William Mersey
Feb 11
Mission Aborted
Mission Aborted
And DoorDash only makes it worse
William Mersey
Jan 28
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