13 Celebrities Illustrated As Their Animal Counterparts

What does the internet love most? Celebrities and animals. The combination of these two? Pure magic.

1. Snoop Dogg

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One is perma-stoned. The other sometimes eats its own poop. Both are consistently aloof and will most likely try to eat your food should you set it down.

2. Megan Fox

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Love her or hate her, I think we can all agree Megan is foxy (read dictionary definition: super hot).

3. Tony Hawk

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The majestic hawk, one of the world’s best-known birds of prey, spreads its wings and soars into the air before swooping down to eat a cute, smaller bird. The majestic Tony Hawk, one of the world’s best-known skateboarders, hops on his board and skates up the halfpipe before landing a sick inverted foot-grab thing…or whatever.

4. (Blue) Jay Z

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Bluejays make a variety of calls and songs that carry long distances. Jay Z made a variety of songs that won him Grammys.

5. Newt Gingrich

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During Newt Gingrich’s term as Speaker, the House fined him $300,000 for ethics violations — some might even refer to him as slimy. Actual newts — semiaquatic amphibians belonging to the same animal family as salamanders — are literally slimy. Coincidence?

6. Tiger Woods

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In the wild, a tiger stalks and feeds on its prey, preferring to bite its throat. In upscale bars and fancy restaurants, Tiger Woods stalks his prey, preferring to stick his tongue down its throat.

7. Seal

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Did you know that a seal’s blubber helps insulate it in polar conditions surrounded by snow? And did you know when it snows Seal’s eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen? 🎶’Cause baaaaby [he’s] gonna compare you to a kiss from a roooose.🎶

8. Ryan Gosling

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Baby goose? Adorable. Ryan Gosling? Also adorable.

9. Robin Williams

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The robin, a widely-recognized American songbird, is the state bird of two midwestern cities. Robin Williams, the universally-beloved, late actor, was born in a midwestern city.

10. Katt Williams

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Well-groomed, sassy, sophisticated: Are we talking about a cat or the Katt (Williams)?

11. Bear Grylls

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The grizzly bear, commonly found in British Columbia, is one of the largest predators in the wild. British-born Bear Grylls is known for his television series ‘Man vs. Wild.’

12. Sheryl Crow

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Country singer Sheryl Crow has sold over 50 million albums worldwide. Actual crows, of which there are almost 50 species, have been said to possess an ability to distinguish melodies. Is Sheryl Crow actually a crow in a human flesh-suit? Maybe.

13. Beyoncé

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Queen bee, of course.