Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Are Over, So Love Is Forever Dead 💔💀
Now that Brangelina is over, there’s no hope for the rest of us.
Sept. 20 will forever be remembered as the day love died. After two years of marriage and 12 years of dating (!!) Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, according to TMZ. Sources say the divorce, which was filed on Sept. 15, was over “the way Brad was parenting the children,” and had nothing to do with infidelity.
Honestly, it doesn’t matter whether their divorce was over parenting, cheating or kale smoothies. The point is, Hollywood’s power couple—who are the OG relationship goals and have supported each other through thick and thin—are OVER and now there’s no hope for the rest of us.
Delete your Tinder. Cancel that coffee date with the cute stranger you met in your office elevator. Break up with your significant other because it’s not going to work out. Do yourself a favor and end ALL relationships or potential romances because nothing will ever be the same.
Look at this one last time and accept that this kind of love does not exist anymore.
There will be no more staring lovingly into each other’s eyes.
No more twirling each other around on the red carpet and supporting each other at industry events. 😭
Naturally, Twitter is freaking TF out—and people are saying Jennifer Aniston is probably throwing a party right now.
But most of us are just reiterating what we all know is true: it’s about GD time we all give up on love.
RIP, love. 💔