Down in the Dingle
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Down in the Dingle

The Price of Beauty

A Mad Woman Hacked Little Slices in My Forehead

And now I look beautiful! Thanks, microblading!

Are you afraid to let someone slice and dice your eyebrows with a scalpel?


Or maybe you just love having to mess with eyebrow pencils in the morning and then at lunch and then once again…



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Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: Cheers!