Down in the Dingle
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Down in the Dingle

The Price of Beauty

A Mad Woman Hacked Little Slices in My Forehead

And now I look beautiful! Thanks, microblading!

Photo by Soroush Karimi on Unsplash

Are you afraid to let someone slice and dice your eyebrows with a scalpel?

Chicken!

Or maybe you just love having to mess with eyebrow pencils in the morning and then at lunch and then once again…

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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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