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Down in the Dingle

Dear Manny the Mansplainer, please mansplain why we need an electoral college.

Signed, Confused Coastal Elite Female

Dear Coastal,

OK little lady, this is a little complicated so squeeze your head real hard and try to concentrate.

The Electoral College was invented by George Washington because he was worried about the flyover states…



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