Five Signs You’re REALLY Wasting Your Life

Simon Black
Nov 7 · 4 min read
This is me not wasting my life and this is the way to live, losers, on Unsplash

1. You hate everybody.

You may be right — people do suck. But think about it, if you are spending a lot of time stewing about this one and that one and how the other one did you wrong and how you’re Mom is a jerk and how your siblings can go fuck themselves, then you might be wasting your life. You only have one life, remember, and hating on people is probably not the most…

You've completed your member preview for this month, but when you sign up for a free Medium account, you get one more story.
Already have an account? Sign in

Simon Black

Written by

This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.

Down in the Dingle

Down in the Dingle is a place for satirical pieces of all kinds, listicles, news, fiction, non-fiction, essay, personal essay, song, etymology, quiz, contest, book review, movie trailer, apology, poem, bad poem, six word novel, simulation, love, truth.

Welcome to a place where words matter. On Medium, smart voices and original ideas take center stage - with no ads in sight. Watch
Follow all the topics you care about, and we’ll deliver the best stories for you to your homepage and inbox. Explore
Get unlimited access to the best stories on Medium — and support writers while you’re at it. Just $5/month. Upgrade