How Neanderthal Are You — Take our quiz
Geneticists have confirmed that Homosapien DNA mixed with Neanderthal a long long time ago. But how much of this blockheaded ninny muggins do you have in you? Scientists have devised this simple five-question quiz which reliably determines how beastly you really are.
1. A driver cuts in front of you rudely with his car. What do you do?
a. Beep loudly. b. Give the finger. c. Chase him down, pull him out of the car, strangle him and then eat him.
2. A co-worker criticizes your work. What do you do?
a. Thank him for the feedback and tell him you’ll try to do better. b. Give him the finger. c. Chase him down, pull him out of his cubicle, strangle him, and then eat him.
3. A relative insults you at Thanksgiving dinner. What do you do?
a. Pretend you didn’t hear. b. Give him the finger. c. Poke him the eye with a fork.
4. The guy you’re playing tennis with calls your ball out. It was in. What do you do?
a. Say, “Are you sure?” b. Give him the finger. c. Run over to his side of the court and practice your forehand on his face.
5. At dinner, a guest says something complicated that you don’t understand. What do you do?
a. Pretend you understand. B. Give him the finger. c. Poop in your chair and then throw it at him.
Scoring:
IF you answered A lot — you’re a phony. Get real.
IF you answered B a lot — you’re childish. And lack imagination. Grow up.
IF you answered C a lot — how’s prison?
