Prayers for the Non-Religious

The Yak’s Prayer
A yak in a yurt
is worth two in a yeti.
Bos grunnions.
Amen.

The Agnostic’s Prayer
It’s Sunday morning.
Don’t you have cartoons to watch?
Haven’t you heard of pancakes?
Why are you even awake?
The Yak’s Prayer
A yak in a yurt
is worth two in a yeti.
Bos grunnions.
Amen.
The Agnostic’s Prayer
It’s Sunday morning.
Don’t you have cartoons to watch?
Haven’t you heard of pancakes?
Why are you even awake?
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