Connie the Cunning Linguist

Rude Sounding Words

Animal husbandry, bellicose, teetotaler, and more!

Simon Black
Down in the Dingle
Published in
2 min readJul 3, 2019

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I imagine this must be a photo of Connie by Fabian Albert

№ 577 Animal Husbandry

The science of breeding animals. Not an extreme porn category.

№ 578 Bellicose

Having or showing a ready disposition to fight, not having or showing a paunch.

№ 579 Omnipotent

All powerful — sounds like powerless in bed.

№ 580 Freudian slip

You’ve revealed your unconscious and secret self, not your sexy undergarments.

№ 581 Teetotaler

You’re against drinking, not for boobies.

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Simon Black
Down in the Dingle

This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.