Trump Supporters Like Him Even More After Cohen Testimony
Trump’s support soared to 60 percent in polls yesterday, after Dem polls backfired for the simple reason that Trump supporters are clinically deranged.
“I love him even more,” said Red Stater, Huck Finn, in Mississippi yesterday. “I wish I had a porn star girlfriend and enough money to pay her to shut up. I admire the man.”
Another big positive for Trump came from the accusation that Trump didn’t expect to win the presidency and was merely running in order to make the biggest infomercial in history for his brand.
“I love informercials,” said Lennie Steinbeck, in Oklahoma. “I love the Donald. I hate libtards.”
Even Republican women came to the Donald’s defense in red states, after he was accused of gangsterism, lying, and lack of patriotism.
“Donald Trump is a great American,” said Melissa Finebottom, in West Virginia. “I wish he would grope me. I’d be honored.”
And the accusation that he knew about the wikileaks scandal and the Russian meetings?
“Too complicated,” said Thomas Sawher, in Alabama. “I don’t get it.”
There you have it, the winner of re-election in 2020 and there’s nothing anybody can do about it because yes, Americans in red states still think they are right and you are wrong and Donald Trump could shoot them in the head and they would still disagree with you.
“I just love him,” said Bill Imtoast, a dead red stater on Fifth Avenue, after Trump murdered him. “He’s my guy.”
