Trump Threatens Dingle With Federal Investigation

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While this has been much less reported than his threat against SNL last night, Trump also tweeted that he was sick of the Dingle’s satirical jabs at him as well, and that he was going to order the Justice Department to go down into the Dingle and see what they find there.

We are sorry, Mr. Trump. We would rather not have an investigation. So here is a link to a satirical piece we did which attacks your opponents on the left, and proves that we are fair and balanced just like your favorite network. Please click on it and enjoy.

And please don’t investigate us! We don’t even have a lawyer and we have like thirty dollars in the bank.