Why I Love my $300,000 a Year Job Running My Own Amazon Delivery Business
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2 min readJun 28, 2018
- It’s too good to be true!
- Even though Amazon put out of business every book store I loved…I forgot what I was going to say.
- Traffic is really not that bad in LA. Especially if I get a delivery around rush hour and I have to take the 405. Or any other road, really.
- Amazon Prime has some great shows, like Stranger Things, no wait that’s Netflix.
- It’s so much easier to find parking at the mall now that Jeff Bezos killed retail.
- The Washington Post is a good liberal — no wait is it the Washington Times? I can’t ever remember.
- Jeff Bezos has really nice biceps now. His personal trainer must be awesome.
- I used to get paid 15 an hour for nightmare shifts at one of his sweatshop I mean warehouses so this is most definitely an improvement.
- I only needed to put down $10,000 to get started (thanks Mom), and have $30,000 liquid cash on hand (thanks Visa cash advance).
- That drone delivery thing will probably put all of us out of business in a few years but whatever.
- On three hundred thousand a year I can almost afford to live in LA.
- Running my own business I can set my own hours (12–15 hrs. per day minimum), and be my own boss and hire a crew of low paid drivers, wait, this is starting to sound like Uber? Am I Travis?
- I asked Alexa and she agreed that starting an Amazon Delivery Company was the best idea ever.
- Maybe one day Amazon will buy my company out for a billion dollars. Isn’t that what companies are selling for these days?
- This is just a stepping stone for me. What I really want to do is direct a space tourism enterprise.
