Down in the Dingle

They say never meet your idols. I’m flattered. Nobody has come to meet me in years.

We’ve all pooped our pants in public, right?

Tips and tricks for the wanderlost international American.

Let me start this by saying that I am an animal person. And no, I’m not like your friend Sarah who says she loves dogs but also doesn’t…

Provided enough time has passed

The (remaining) Trump cabinet is brainstorming how to tell him that they have full-time jobs that do not constitute kissing his ass…

Among the unsung travesties of 2020 was a disturbance in the spacetime continuum that unlocked a portal to our urban metropolises, where…

Inspired by Trump, the nation’s caterpillars are blocking their peaceful transition into butterflies. After Trump successfully normalized…

Imagine the opposite response — a gift of martrydom for Trumpers forever

After US-Iran almost went to war and a coup conveniently broke in the Capitol Hill in the first weeks of 2020 and 2021, respectively, the…

Stumbling aimlessly around marbled corridors looking stupid

From social distancing with JoJo Siwa at Disney to vlogging our socially distanced gender reveal party, our channel does quarantine right.

Takes on a classic parody theme.

America after very predictable hell breaks loose

The best answers from the internet

Bienvenue mon amie to ze delighting ecstasies of hot cuisine. For zis dish, you will need a leather apròn with open backend, one sharp…

McConnell threatens to block appointment — just to be a dick

Like luscious ice cream in a broken freezer

The price of freedom: 2020

The price of freedom: 2010

The price of freedom: 2000

The price of freedom: 1990

The price of freedom: 1980

The price of freedom: 1970