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I’m the Best Advice Giver Ever
I’m the Best Advice Giver Ever
Provided enough time has passed
Amelia Devall
Jan 21
The Trump Cabinet Résumé
The Trump Cabinet Résumé
The (remaining) Trump cabinet is brainstorming how to tell him that they have full-time jobs that do not constitute kissing his ass…
Akshita Singh
Jan 17
Timely Visitations
Timely Visitations
Among the unsung travesties of 2020 was a disturbance in the spacetime continuum that unlocked a portal to our urban metropolises, where…
Ariel Peckel
Jan 17
Make Insects Great Again
Make Insects Great Again
Inspired by Trump, the nation’s caterpillars are blocking their peaceful transition into butterflies. After Trump successfully normalized…
Akshita Singh
Jan 13
Letting the Rioters in the Capitol Was the Better Option
Letting the Rioters in the Capitol Was the Better Option
Imagine the opposite response — a gift of martrydom for Trumpers forever
Simon Black
Jan 12
The first week of the 2022 Calendar under immense pressure to live up to the hype created by…
The first week of the 2022 Calendar under immense pressure to live up to the hype created by…
After US-Iran almost went to war and a coup conveniently broke in the Capitol Hill in the first weeks of 2020 and 2021, respectively, the…
Akshita Singh
Jan 11
Breaking News: Zombies Have Broken into Nation’s Capitol
Breaking News: Zombies Have Broken into Nation’s Capitol
Stumbling aimlessly around marbled corridors looking stupid
Simon Black
Jan 6
My name is Karyn Price, and I’m a YouTuber who’s taking the coronavirus seriously.
My name is Karyn Price, and I’m a YouTuber who’s taking the coronavirus seriously.
From social distancing with JoJo Siwa at Disney to vlogging our socially distanced gender reveal party, our channel does quarantine right.
Leah Cates
Jan 4
Heroes and Villains: Chronicles of the B-Sides
Heroes and Villains: Chronicles of the B-Sides
Takes on a classic parody theme.
Ariel Peckel
Jan 3
“We Never Saw It Coming”
“We Never Saw It Coming”
America after very predictable hell breaks loose
Simon Black
Dec 14, 2020
Seriously: Does Anyone Still Wear a Watch?
Seriously: Does Anyone Still Wear a Watch?
The best answers from the internet
Christopher Kokoski
Dec 12, 2020
“Ze Temptations of Cooking” by Marquis de Sade
“Ze Temptations of Cooking” by Marquis de Sade
Bienvenue mon amie to ze delighting ecstasies of hot cuisine. For zis dish, you will need a leather apròn with open backend, one sharp…
Ariel Peckel
Dec 12, 2020
Johnny Depp Being Considered By Biden for Position of Drug Czar
Johnny Depp Being Considered By Biden for Position of Drug Czar
McConnell threatens to block appointment — just to be a dick
Simon Black
Dec 10, 2020
Being in Your 30s Feels as Being in Your 30s Is
Being in Your 30s Feels as Being in Your 30s Is
Like luscious ice cream in a broken freezer
Amelia Devall
Dec 4, 2020
Do real Americans wear masks?
Do real Americans wear masks?
The price of freedom: 2020
Darrell Miller
Dec 3, 2020
Who are the real victims of this crash?
Who are the real victims of this crash?
The price of freedom: 2010
Darrell Miller
Dec 2, 2020
What are those farmers doing in a warzone anyway?
What are those farmers doing in a warzone anyway?
The price of freedom: 2000
Darrell Miller
Dec 1, 2020
Who’s afraid of the disco disease?
Who’s afraid of the disco disease?
The price of freedom: 1990
Darrell Miller
Nov 30, 2020
What’s wrong with drunk driving?
What’s wrong with drunk driving?
The price of freedom: 1980
Darrell Miller
Nov 29, 2020
Are seatbelts for sissies?
Are seatbelts for sissies?
The price of freedom: 1970
Darrell Miller
Nov 28, 2020
Is fluoridation a communist conspiracy?
Is fluoridation a communist conspiracy?
The price of freedom: 1960
Darrell Miller
Nov 25, 2020
The Bard Embalms the Town in Crimson
The Bard Embalms the Town in Crimson
Never mind how, but The Bard was able to afford an apartment in the city.
Ariel Peckel
Nov 21, 2020
Hermits, Unite!
Hermits, Unite!
More or Less
Sarah Totton
Nov 21, 2020
The Toaster Strudel Scandal that Is Rocking the NASCAR World
The Toaster Strudel Scandal that Is Rocking the NASCAR World
NASCAR driver is claiming he didn’t intentionally draw a swastika on his toaster strudel he posted on Snapchat.
Simon Black
Nov 17, 2020
What if the State Legislatures Steal the Election By Overriding the Popular Vote?
What if the State Legislatures Steal the Election By Overriding the Popular Vote?
We in blue states will have to withdraw from the union and form our own country — but what will we call it?
Simon Black
Nov 12, 2020
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