Down in the Dingle

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“How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?” — Jennifer Garner in the movie Draft Day

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Sucksess is fugacious commodity in after-modern globe we inhabitate. Unsighted fate and chance without heart impede even most athletic…

by Dr. Lucy Lemon

“Patriotic” seal was living free — until it wasn’t.

RING OF CRIMINAL RHYMERS ROUNDED UP IN ACT OF POETIC JUSTICE

By Dr. Bob Cheerie [Transmitted by James Gallant]

It’s not the most cheerful thought, but if you live in the same house on the same street, the most astonishing thing happens — all your…

Emote. Vituperate. Indignify. With Commentation Incorporated.

The far-right doesn’t have a monopoly on “out-there" ideas.

“Hello, and welcome to another edition of Inside the Hactors Studio. As always, I’m your host, Anus Panderson. I’m joined today by three…

Last night’s dreams were particularly productive. I sorted some stuff. Processed some stuff, which is different than sorting. I promptly…

I hope this is not too pessimistic. I am not a real fan of pessimism. I am indifferent to optimism, but apply it in a few domains. UFO…

Hi, I’m Bertram. But my friends call me Lucinda.

I used to carry a news paper article in my wallet about the super collider the U.S. was building in Texas. It was nicknamed ‘The Desitron.”…

Per NASA, we have discovered and confirmed about 4,000 exoplanets. That’s not a static number, since the first discovery in 1990, the…

The Yak’s Prayer

It was one of them Sunday scorchers in lazy Hibillton, and me and the boys — Clyde, Durp, and Squam — ventured to the log cabin by…

I am sometimes guilty of saying people are crazy. Hell, many people have used this euphemism to describes folks that are just slightly off…

In a letter to the Commanding General of Army Airforce, September 23rd, 1947, from an American General, a professional opinion concluded…