Christmas writing challenge

An Updated Twelve Days of Christmas

Nobody wants that many fucking birds

A bird is perched on my head to get a better view of the boobs. Edited in Canva Pro

The holiday season starts to chap my ass right about now because I partake in a lot of heavy people-ing. Not heavy petting; that would be good. People-ing. I’ve spent four days in a row surrounded by (gasp) PEOPLE. It’s getting old, and I’m overwhelmed with anxiety.