Confessions of a druncle

Kathy, Why Won’t You Call?

The ride of a lifetime

The author’s photo of a sexy perfume bottle sets the mood for this story.

Today is a chill day. I plan on reading, watching the Bills, and making homemade pizza. Maybe I’ll even squeeze in a nap.

But let me back up a few hours.

I awoke on this frosty Sunday morning, downed a massive mug of delicious coffee, and did a few neck stretches…