Suitable attire for middle aged women

Mrs. Sassy Pants

When I slid them over my hips, my eyes grew wide, and my brain said SEX

When he didn’t come home on time and now you’re stuck. Photo by Olha Ruskykh: https://www.pexels.com/

Sometimes you get a brand new pair of pants, a shirt, or an accessory. You slip them on and think,

Shit yes, this looks good.