Drop a Line Pub
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Drop a Line Pub

Lotion whacking alternatives

Why Are You Still Using Lotion?

Work your meat into something new

When it’s after and your hands smell like jizz and lavender Photo by RODNAE Productions

Guys, your partners notice when their lotion is being used at an intensely rapid rate. Also, when you walk past them and your dong smells like cucumber melon, they know what’s up.

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