Dirty Dan

You want to be Dirty Dan,

’til Sandy came with a vengeance,

and ripped my head off relentless,

can’t even finish my sentence.

So you Bounce Out like it’s tennis,

I’m getting higher than Venus.

You ain’t part of my league,

ain’t even part of my genus.

I’m dreaming ‘bout these arenas,

and teaming up with Adidas,

to wear my signature hoodie,

while I sip on margaritas.

But this dream is a thief,

my energy it done stole.

They say life is a highway,

Man, it’s taking a toll.