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2 min readJun 13, 2018
You’d be happy to have around.
Pratt, Wilson, and Junior.
Does Wilson lose his syrupy drawl
Or giddy, syncopated ebullience.
Pratt cires. Junior cries.
Wilson makes fun of them.
They are his amigos.
Watching a nature documentary
There is suddenly screaming
“The platypus isn’t the only venomous mammal,”
Wilson and the rest gear up.
The Earth is threatened by the arrival of the abyssals,
From the sea. Every battle was tooth-and-nail.
everyone is miraculously resurrected.
The end. Insert two coins to restart.