Wow. Appropriation Poetry.
Millennials and avocados ruined everything
It’s like Satan himself rose to be among his kind and share his love for avocado toast and the Kardashians
You see, he is bored in hell, and abandoned it to go to Los Angeles
The devil went down to Cali and he was lookin’ for a soul to steal….Ugh they were already all stolen.
So, he quit hustling soon after and got into comedy.
I laugh at the thought of Satan doing stand up, however his soul is so tortured he might be good at it
Luckily I don’t have to see it. I’m safe in Brooklyn. The superior city.
I feel like Brooklyn has been in my DNA since ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’
But, I digress. It’s not a nostalgia tour.
As for Satan, we have Beatles level talent right now according to top comedians
At an open mic T.J. Miller is whispering, trying to protect his vocal cords
He leaned in, looked the devil straight in the eyes and said “Life doesn’t always give you lemons, but when it does, you should be able to make and share lemonade with the neighborhood without legal implications” and winked
The devil went back to hell after that. He thought it to be a nicer place to live.
