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How to Stop Men From Peeing on Your Flowers

Sometimes, self-help is all we have left.

Golf Cart parked in front of house
Photo by Diane Egan — all rights reserved

A little old lady pulled a lawn cart down the street with two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and $20 bills fell out onto the sidewalk every once in a while.

A policeman stopped her and said, “Ma’am, $20 bills are falling out of one of those bags.”

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Diane Egan

Diane Egan

Writing is my newly found passion; Snack Bitch to a Pomeranian, Mini Schnauzer, Irish Catholic, and Ragdoll Cat; warped sense of humor; joke and storyteller.

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