How to Stop Men From Peeing on Your Flowers

Sometimes, self-help is all we have left.

Photo by Diane Egan — all rights reserved

A little old lady pulled a lawn cart down the street with two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and $20 bills fell out onto the sidewalk every once in a while.

A policeman stopped her and said, “Ma’am, $20 bills are falling out of one of those bags.”