RFK Jr. Endorses Trump

Kennedy Abandons Presidential Bid, Backs Trump in Surprise Move Ahead of Tight Election

Once upon a time on earth, that was the 2024 presidential election and there was a man named Robert F. Kennedy Jr. That name got that shiny political pedigree. This ain’t your daddy’s RFK. No no no, this is RFK Jr. the environmental lawyer turned anti-vaxxer turned political fire.

Our RFK Jr kicks off his presidential campaign as a democrat thinking he’s gonna ride that popular name straight into the white house.

But this ain’t the 60s and RFK Jr sure ain’t his old man.

He starts off challenging Biden and after a deep sleep, he woke up and said

“Fuck it! I’m going independent”

RFK Jr’s “independent” run was about as independent as a toddler at a fucking Chuck E Cheese. He was all over place spewing some anti-vaxx bullshit one minute and talking about environmental hazards the very next.

You remember that fucking super bowl ad?

The one where he invoked his dad and uncle! Yeah, that went over about as well as fart in the church.

You remember that central park confession?

The one when he admitted to dumping a dead bear in Central park and staging it to look like a bike hit it?

You remember that out-crazy health issue?

The one where he goes and tells the world he had a fucking brain worm. A BRAIN WORM.

even I can’t make this shit up. It’s like he was actively trying to eliminate the competition.

Then RFK Jr realised that he was as useful as a screen door on a submarine in this election. So he did exactly what a self-respecting politician would do.

He endorsed Trump.