Syrian Man’s Brutal Stabbing Spree RUINS Germany’s Big Day — Chancellor Scholz’s Pledge to GET TOUGH
Syrian asylum seeker kills 3, injured 8 in Solingen stabbing spree, Chancellor Scholz Announces Plans to Tighten Deportation Laws and Weapons Restrictions as Political Pressure Mounts
So, in the magical land of Germany, a freaking nutjob has decided to ruin everyone’s lives and gave a story to write.
The people in Solingen celebrating their 650th birthday FFS! 650 years of existence deserves a damn good party and they doing right.
but “The best laid plans often go awry”
and there is out 26 Y/O syrian asylum seeker with no official name yet but let’s call him Joe (Coz them both dickheads).
So joe decided that instead of partaking in the festivities, Whynot bring the misery. So he went on that one stabbing spree like some psycho killer in a video game. A 67 Y/o man, a 56 y/o man and a 56 Y/O woman didn’t stand a chance. Joe took them out and left 8 others bleeding and crying for some aid.
The busy mari Olaf Scholz (germany’s chancellor) couldn’t ignore this fuckery. He crawled up to Solingen and decorated a white rose at the scene and gave a speech.
“We feel deeply what a terrible crime this is. It moves us all, and none of us will forget it. This was terrorism. Terrorism against us all, threatening our lives, our sense of community, the way we live.”
You tell yem scholz!
But the Hollywood kinds twist is that, knife-happy joe supposed to be deported to bulgaria. But, they couldn’t find them they say. So, Instead he was free to roam the streets of germany and turn a joyous ride into a goddamn misery.
Scholz seized this opportunity with both hands. He promised to crack down on these deportations making sure every last motherfucker who was supposed to leave — did.
He gonna kick some ass and take some names prolly.
“We will not allow our community spirit to be destroyed by evil criminals who pursue the worst ideologies, and we will take action against them with the utmost rigor and severity,”
— Scholz Roared like a lion.
We grew up knowing that politicians love to talk shit and they did. All the political opponents sneaked out of the woodwork and started pointing fingers and shouting about how this was all Scholz’s fault.
The state premier of North Rhine-Westphalia, Hendrik Wust was one of those harassing bastards. He was all like,
“Hey, maybe we shouldn’t let these people in at all!”
Thanks. He complained about how difficult it is to deport people with all the deadlines and red tape.
and the interior minister of the same state Herbert Reul called for stricter checks at the borders and rejecting refugees in one click. what a guy huh?
The opposition saw the opportunity and took it hard. CDU leader Friedrich Merz was all like
“we ain’t taking no more refugees from Syria and Afghanistan”
But the smooth operator Scholz wasn’t about to let these fuckers get the upper hand and pulled a fast one and promised to tighten the laws on carrying deadly weapons.
“This should and will happen very quickly”
Scholz gave everyone a reassuring pat on the back.
The end….For now!
