Ch. 29: He Was a Fifth Grade and Grown-up, Nerdy Negro People Pleaser

Sung to the tune of “Flying Purple People Eater”

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I’ve come to learn an invaluable lesson on my path to “negro spiritual salvation.” I like to please people. There’s something inside of me that can’t stand it if I find out someone doesn’t like me (except for Trump supporters. I couldn’t give fewer f*cks if one of…