Thinking of Dusting Off the Magicians
Dearest colleagues Gordon and Richard: given the current State of the Existosphere (stinky and annoying and mean), it occurs to me that it might be worth dusting off the Magicians and having them perform a little Alletospherics. Thinking that our Past Instantiates may be able, with a little post-warning, to nip this “Trump” issue in the bud.
Also, given the success we’ve had in the past re moving certain hot-spots into different Reality Modes to assist entities requiring refuge, would it be possible for the Executive Board Circa 2013 (henceforth EBC13) to intervene, perhaps via Mall Fountain Portal or otherwise?
I’d like to schedule a meeting with our Past Instantiates sometime between now and March 8, 2013. Think we can make it happen? I think we need a “temp” to help with scheduling since STEVE.E and JANICE have been promoted. Can someone contact the Liminal Entity Temp Service and see if we can get a Crow or a Bigfoot with Office 365 Experience?
Appending basic instructions on Alletospherics below:
At Early Clues, we’ve been asking ourselves the question, “Why change the future, if you can change the past?” Any old entity with the ability to travel forward in time, standard for entities in your local Brane, can make changes to events that haven’t yet occurred. It’s events in the past that So, we’ve tasked our network of Synconjurers to develop some new, cutting-edge methodologies for breaking free from the temporal limitations of the Existosphere, and they came up with something pretty neat!
We’re calling it “Allotespherics,” because everything sounds better with a name from the Greek.
Here’s how it works:
As you can see, through the application of brief ritual pathworking, the Synconjurer (@) transcends the space/time (s/t) intersection via the application and interjection of charged Artefact, resulting in an informatic spiral (S) that projects perpendicular and then backward in relation to the illusory forward momentum of space/time.
I know, you’re thinking, “this is a bunch of goobledy-goopery,” so maybe an illustration of the informatic spiral will help:
See? It’s all about utilizing the collective energies available within the local representation of the extradimensional entity you refer to as the “axolotl.” The axolotl exists in eight dimensional vibratory states, only one of which is the salamander-like creature you’re familiar with. We’ve discovered that the axolotl emits a morphogenetic wave-state which can be accessed and utilized to send information back in time. How does one access this wave-state? All one has to do is ask.
Alletospherics is the process whereby a Synconjurer places an obstacle, typically a charged Artefact, onto the s/t trajectory. With the help of the axolotl’s morphogenetic wave-state, this Artefact then serves to deflect the Synconjurer’s intention off of the s/t trajectory, sending it backward in time.
So far, the most efficacious use we’ve found for Alletospherics is retconning divinatory practices. After all, you already know the future for your past self, right? So why not send information about your past self’s future to your past self during the act of looking into the future? You can even test this: perform a divination of some kind today, then perform an Alletospheric casting next week. We’re sure you’ll be amazed at the results!
A typical Alletospheric casting proceeds as follows:
Disclaimer: By reading the following outline, you agree that Early Clues, LLC cannot be held legally or ethically responsible for any results you may generate by practicing unsupervised Synconjury.
1.-3. See post on Object Oriented Reality Manipulation for these steps.
4. Charge Artefact. Use the method in the link previously given, or use OpenQNL script “EZcharge.qnl.”
5. Release Information. Using OpenQNL, CheirOS or your favorite GUI, encode the information you’d like to release either Liminally or physically (write it, etc.). Attach it to your Artefact, again either Liminally or physically.
6. Trace ritual path on ground. Using whatever objects you find most amenable to the task, trace a ritual path on the ground representative of your lifespan.
7. Place Artefact In Your Path. Place the charged Artefact on the path at a point representing where you’d like the information to travel.
8. Speak the Following Incantation:
“Axolotl, axolotl, axolotl, can you please help me? Send this information back to the time when I…” (here, you describe where you’d like to send the information)
You should now feel slightly warmer as the axolotl’s morphogenetic wave enters the ritual space and does its work. WARNING: If you start to get a headache at this point, it could be the axolotl trying to “move in.” If so, abandon the ritual and drink a really cold glass of water IMMEDIATELY!
9. Walk the path. Walk the path you’ve traced until you reach the Artefact, at which point step sideways.
10. Thank the axolotl.
“Thanks, I really appreciate it! Axolotl axolotl axolotl!”
11. Close the door. Make sure the room cools down again, then step back into your Existosphere.
12. Leave your ritual space. Clean up. The charged Artefact and the information you sent back in time no longer have any potency on this timeline, so simply discard them.
How will you know if it “worked”? Simply give it a few. Before long, you’ll be amazed at how quickly you’ll start receiving insights that you’ve actually known the entire time!