Snow(Whistle)blower (Letter to Santa 2013)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is our family’s weird “Holiday Improv.”)

Dear Santa, If you are reading this, it may be too late. It is with deep respect and significant hesitation that we include the following information. We heard that Edward Snowden might be seeking asylum or already hiding out at the North Pole. And while we would never want to turn the Xmas season into a political event (or consumer event, for that matter) we have to say that ______(deleted)________.

**SANTA’S RESPONSE**

Dear Johnny and Jimmy,

Eggnography

Wacky Holiday Traditions & Santa Gifts Gone Wrong

John Halcyon Styn

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Life Artist. Pink Evangelist. Love Ambassador.

Eggnography

Wacky Holiday Traditions & Santa Gifts Gone Wrong