“Blitzencoin 2017”

John Halcyon Styn
Dec 25, 2017 · 2 min read


Not sure if you are up on cryptocurrency, but — like a SpaceX launch or a flying reindeer sighting — everybody is talking about it. Bitcoin will definitely go down in history, like George Washington…or maybe like Pinocchio. Hard to say.

It is difficult to explain….it isn’t a physical thing. You have to believe in it for it to work…just like you, Santa!

Instead of cookies and milk this year, we’ve been mining a new cryptocurrency and would like to give you 100 Blitzencoins!

Blitzencoins are based on obscure elfin alglorythms, but all you need to know is that these 100 Blitzencoins are worth ALOT.

They can’t be converted to dollars or yen, but they are backed by the love and imaginations of all the world’s children. Unlike other volatile Cryptocurrencies, Blitzencoins can only increase in value. The more love that is created, the more love is given, which just makes more love created.

As long as you hold these Blitzencoins (and even if you give them away) you are profoundly loved.

Thank you for all the magic.


  • Jimmy & Johnny


Dear Jimmy and Johnny,

WOW!! I DON’T understand it, but I’m really excited about it.

Anything that builds on imagination and love should definitely be on my radar. This is exactly what I’ve been looking for — something that can help to create more love in this world. It is in dire need of compassion.

Thank you for this awesome gift. I will treasure and share it.

Always remember, Jimmy and Johnny, I BELIEVE in you!




Wacky Holiday Traditions & Santa Gifts Gone Wrong

John Halcyon Styn

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