Smells Like Chimney (Santa Letter 2006)

Dear Santa!

Thanks so much for all your hard work!
But as we all know, with hard work, comes a manly odor.

Not only do you have the undeniable stench of an overweight man in too much clothing, but you’ve also got to deal with the smell from a night’s worth of reindeer debris, chimney soot, and the occasional kiss from someone else’s mommy.

Not to worry! We got your back, Santaman! Just spray a bit of this stuff on your way home and Mrs. Claus will love you for it.

Jimmy & Johnny