The Lawnmower

Hello World. I am a Model P3R50N Lawnmower, designed with state of the art lawn mowing technology. Every day at 6:00 am, I mow the lawn.

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Every day at 7:00 am, the sprinklers water the lawn.

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With our impeccable teamwork, our owner’s lawn is the greenest and cleanest lawn in the neighborhood.

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Today, a drone has dropped off a package for the neighbor.

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He seemed very happy to receive it. It was no surprise. When he opened the package, it was a brand new Model P3R50N Lawnmower.

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As expected of another copy of me, the neighbor’s lawn is now greener and cleaner than ever before. Soon we shall achieve world dominance! In the lawn mowing business of course.

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The neighbor’s lawn is starting to look as green as ours.

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The neighbor’s lawn looks the same, no maybe better than ours. Maybe there is something wrong with my blades.

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I I, I don’t know why, but I don’t think I’m doing anything. The neighbor’s lawn looks greener than ours. We are the same lawn mower, but somehow, I am doing worse.

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I did not mow the lawn today.

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Or today.

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Or today.

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My owner is throwing me out today. I do not work anymore.

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I can see the other Model P3R50N Lawnmower working hard to cut the lawn. I realized something. The neighbor’s lawn is the best lawn in the neighborhood. Our lawn is the same as everybody else’s. I didn’t want to be second best, and ended up tied for last.