Eleventy-One Classic Literature Reviews

tl;dr: sometimes love and family are foggy, moorish messes; other times, they’re turbulent, roaring winds that want in your window when…

tl;dr: A total monster haunts the life of an innocent man and slowly ravages every aspect of his life. The monster’s name is Frankenstein.

TL;DR: Aeneas is the bro who founded Rome and he’s _way_ cooler than both Achilles and Odysseus (combined). [Sponsored by: Caesar Augustus]

TL;DR: Masquerades are _not_ an ideal time to ink the deal for your toit nups. Wait till your mutual friends’ wedding falls apart first.

TL;DR: Odysseus uses Apple Maps to try to get home but in many cases ends up using Tinder instead. As a result, it takes him a long time.

TL;DR: High School Musical meets Game of Thrones. Wait, that’s just Mean Girls. Is Romeo & Juliet just a Mean Girls rip-off?

TL;DR: Look: That thing with tilting at the windmills happened *once* and we agreed never to bring it up again, okay?

TL;DR: The crooked Achaean Media will spin anything to cover up weak (and boring) BigAch. Sad!

TL;DR: Fairies mess with everyone, everything, and everywhen, and there’s no way to know what’s real anymore. *smooch, smooch*

TL;DR: Rigid, the skeleton of boredom alone upholds the human frame (after reading this book).

TL;DR: Very storm; many magic; so infatuate; such plotting; wowe

TL;DR: Trains; drawing rooms; trains; obscure Russian agriculture policies; train stations; Meaningful Holidays Abroad™; trains; etc.