Eleventy-One Fantasy Reviews

TL;DR: A (man/men) in a position of power tells the (hero/heroine) to do a thing. Instead, our (hero/heroine) flips him off and runs away.

TL;DR: Advice: watch your weight and keep an eye out for teenagers with hidden sewing needles. Why? Oh, no reason.

TL;DR: Basically, it’s A Game of Thrones, but in Japan and more beautiful (which explains so much about my Japanese in-laws).

TL;DR: A buncha Boomers roll out of town, struggle to follow instructions, fail up into riches, then punt the hard problems to the future.

TL;DR: Eru jams with his bros/broettes; three generations of elf-bros create fancy jewelry; Melkor crashes _both_ parties; shenanigans…

TL;DR: Bad-ass, pipe-weed-smoking wizards duke it out over jewelry. But the short people one up them all.