Things I never thought I’d hear in West Didsbury (SFW)

Edition #1

Tonight’s planned Chapter schedule has been interrupted by an extraordinary, heated conversation I walked through the middle of on my journey back to Jen’s after being at the flat.

I wasn’t prepared to hear anything like this in West Didsbury. I’m still speechless.

This is the safe for work, expletive-free, edited version. If you want to read the not safe for work, expletive-ridden, unedited version, click below:

Things I never thought I’d hear in West Didsbury

Female; Male

You can flip off you flumping wifebeater

No wonder you’ve got an infection

I was a female companion and you were a punter! I didn’t-

No wonder you’ve got an infection!

You fluffing gave me it you clown!

Bullpoop no I didn’t

You gave me it! You told me you were clean!

Oh fly off

Flick you

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