SEXUALITY
This Guy Has Never Satisfied a Woman
He labeled the clitoris a feminist hoax based on penis envy. Bruh!
Tell me you’ve never satisfied a woman without telling me you’ve never satisfied a woman.
I submit into evidence this social media gem.
So, what you’re saying here, Glyptic ol’ boy — and I’m assuming you’re a dude, not only because of your stupid profile pic, but because no woman would ever make this assertion — is that the clit is a feminist hoax based on penis envy.
Why was I not informed about this? I would’ve sworn that little button filled with nerve endings (over 8,000) was real.
In fact, I would’ve sworn the clit — or the “little man in the boat” as my beloved used to call it — was the only part of the human reproductive anatomy that exists solely for pleasure, without any significant reproductive function.
Sexual activity, including orgasm, can lead to the release of endorphins and other neurochemicals like oxytocin and dopamine, which can reduce stress and promote feelings of happiness and relaxation. I’m going to go ahead and…
