Other Recipes You Can Find in Glamour’s “Engagement Chicken” Cookbook

Who needs words when you have food?

Glamour Magazine’s Engagement Chicken has recently resurfaced as a surefire way to get your man to pop the question, but don’t forget that Glamour has many other recipes for any problems in your relationship that might arise!

• “Don’t Make Me Sign a Pre-Nup” Artichokes
• “Can We Just Pretend I Didn’t Fuck Your Brother?” Yams
• “Touch My Fucking Nipples More” Tiramisu
• “I Tanked Your Credit Score” Popovers
• “Can You Just Listen Better?” Shrimp Scampi
• “Let Me Move Into Your Apartment” Baked Mac ’n’ Cheese
• “Can I Touch Your Butthole?” Chocolate Chip Cookies
• “Stop Watching Game of Thrones Without Me” Guacamole
• “No, YOU Be The Stay-At-Home-Parent” Caesar Salad
• “Fuck Me Tonight Or I’ll Tell Everyone You’re Gay” Chocolate Strawberries
• “Our Honeymoon Better Be in Paris” Coq Au Vin
• “You’re Gonna Have to Get a Bris Before Our Jewish Wedding” Kugel
• “Clip Your Damn Toenails” Lasagna
• “Pick Your Mother Over Me” Filet Mignon
• “Snuggle Me Less, I Need My Space” Tuna Casserole
• “I Can’t Afford a Divorce” Arsenic Stew

Don’t forget to pick up the cookbook in stores or order it online — and remember: love is about bartering with food and never articulating your thoughts and/or feelings.

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