How to publish with Club Empyrean Comedy

Its easier than it looks.

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Hey.

Its almost casual, this connection I’m establishing between you and I. This is the sort of thing a writer has to do; establish more than the existence of ‘I see me.’ For the comedian, this is a heartfelt disappointment. Wanting to be funny is natural. Maybe its the validation you’d rather didn’t slap you in the face; and maybe its the one in a million chance you’ve got a face for Hollywood that hasn’t been slapped in the face. However its abnormally common, and somewhat uncanny, how easily satisfaction is given until you’re selling something. Horror is when everything was supposed to have gone right; but you got exactly the slap in the face you might have expected …under uncanny circumstance. If you are prone to becoming a new generation’s Michael Richards, take heed these words.

A comedian should have worked on their therapy. Their words should represent their therapy. Their needs should represent their therapy. If you can do therapy in others, creating the involuntary reaction that is the laugh, this publication gives you the first of three green lights.

Next Point

It’s like I can hear your motor humming already. I’m sure you are revved up and ready to go. On this, I’d like to cheer you onward. Go little buddy go! However, this publication was one I founded because comedy is common but political comedy is hardly funny. I’m a believer that political comedy ain’t funny because they’re playing to their crowds; and their crowds ain’t picking out the funny ones and paying them. So here, we won’t be so discriminating; but we will be much more professional. It may feel stiff but you can call this club home; no matter who you are Adolf.

Final Point

My confidence may sound like the arrogance of the sloppy despot that got everybody killed, but I have a strong confidence in it; The one thing required, and the understructure of the 9 requirements to post with this club, is that you take an oath to communicating theme. The despots actually suck at communication; hence, the genocides. If you feel like you have what it takes to be a pro, submit for publication and take the art test. I’m just here to press the yes or no button.

In all three green lights: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

The 9 publication requirements [Link]

The application and art test [Link]