Marilyn Monroe: A Witch

This is the One Where I Excuse Myself from Feminist Arguments

I get mistaken for a woman a lot

I take it as a compliment.

Sun Tzu and The Art of Troll Baiting

Arguments with internet trolls are the modern gladiator fights.

We think we’re so cool because we stumbled to the top of the food chain.

When you look like me, you get an odd insight into the average male American psyche.

Rejection from The Carve Magazine’s Short Fiction Contest

And My Experiment with “Literary” Fiction

Twenty-Seven Reasons the Alphabet Needs Twenty-Seven Letters

1. English isn’t fucking complicated enough already. If I…

Designing Expectations: Improve Every Interaction You Have

Set ’em up. Knock ’em dead.

Stephen King Agrees with Me: It’s Time to Hire Assassins

To Prepare for Anything from Job Interviews to Club Hopping…

Dress Like a Jedi