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Satirical writings and commentaries. Satire works when it is nearly true.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Endnotes
Mar 23, 2017
Being a grownup used to be easier.
There must have been an instruction manual.
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Aug 18, 2016
Interrobang
Aura Wilming
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Twenty-Seven Reasons the Alphabet Needs Twenty-Seven Letters
English isn’t fucking complicated enough already. If I…
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Sep 5, 2016
Wise Words from Me Mum:
Mature Writing is Coffee Flavored
Written while listening to
Unum
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
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Feb 24, 2017
I have discovered that
Wil Wheaton and
Stella J. are the same person.
Charming as fuck, you say?
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