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The Legend of the Front Range Unicorn.

Or: A thing I’ve learned about literary agencies so far.

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I have begun querying literary agents.

I may have never mentioned with my serious face on: I write…

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We live in a world full of hazards.

Hazards like getting stabbed for making the wrong joke.

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My advice: Watch Moon.

Not THE moon. There’s a film called moon. It’s a good film.

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Instagram makes creativity real.

Because if nobody sees it, then why does it matter?

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This is me, saying the same as everybody else.

Just with less facts and more errant thoughts.

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So, you want to go viral.

Like a human-virus hybrid.

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This is about NOT being a hipster.

Even though I spend a lot of time finding unpopular things.

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Dear Jesse Eisenberg: You’re not as smart as you think you are.

About a man crush.