“What’s the Point of That?” Useless Inventions

A lesson concerning useless inventions — featuring some of the strange and impractical inventions of Matt Benedetto and introduces some new adjectives.

To_Murse
English Classes For The Masses
2 min readMay 31, 2021

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Level: Advanced

Duration: 15 mins

Theme: English, technology

Tasks: Comprehension exercises, video, vocabulary builder

Teacher/Student Answers: Here.

A photo of a man in a top hat riding a ridiculous contraption that he has invented.
Photo Creative Commons, by janwillemsen: https://www.flickr.com/photos/8725928@N02

Exercise 1

Discuss these questions with a teacher or fellow student, or answer them yourself.

  • What does “invaluable” mean? (is it something very useful, or totally useless?) What things can we say have value?
  • Have you ever tried to invent something?
  • Do companies sometimes try and get you to buy products that are not very useful? How do you feel about this?

Exercise 2

Watch the video below, and look out for the answers to these questions. Also, make a note of language you do not know:

  • What was the first invention Matt “put out into the World?”
  • What does the “Jiffy Cuts” do?
  • Why was Matty sent a “Cease and Desist” by Crocs Ltd?

Exercise 3

Look at some of these inventions. Feel free to look up the words if you don’t understand them:

A list of inventions, that may or may not exist: “How much do I laugh?” Phone App, Pet Shower Curtain, Taste Enhancing Forks, Wheelchair Bluetooth Charger, Breast-plate Stretcher, Amphibious Bike, Salt-water Battery, Hairy Stockings, The Hover-brella, Self-Stirring Mug
A list of “possible” inventions.

THEN 1) Describe the inventions with the adjectives below. You may have to look some of them up:

Freaky, avant-garde, vital, accessible, hair-brained, innovative, solar-punk, obsolete

2) Decide if these inventions are REAL inventions or not.

Exercise 4

  • Now you’ve watched the video and discussed the ideas, what are some really useful inventions? What kind of technologies could we use to help people in disadvantaged countries?
  • What things can you see being invented in the future?

To see more of Matty’s inventions, go here.

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To_Murse
English Classes For The Masses

France-based nurse-teacher-writer. Find me on Twitter @TomLennard