Things I *may* have said to my therapist

J. Curtis
J. Curtis
Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read

Is hug therapy a thing?

I like middle names, what’s yours?

Can you demonstrate the difference between a blouse and a shirt?

It’s so adorable when you roll your eyes at me.

Tell me about Oedipus again, slower this time.

Do you wanna drop this whole therapist thing and go have a drink?

Who are you calling?

Does “red on the head” really mean…

Do you have a sister?

Is your next client here already?

Let’s talk about you, I need to make some cash.

Whoa! Handcuffs!



J. Curtis is writer and product developer living in the East Bay. He’s always hatching another story idea and balancing a dozen interesting projects at work and home.

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