Figuratively Speaking

Today we’ll be playing “Complete the Metaphor”.

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By Mark Williams

Welcome once again to Figuratively Speaking.

I’m your host, Cody Cantwell, and today we’ll be playing

Complete the Metaphor. Meet today’s contestants.

From Rapid City, South Dakota, a forensic pathologist,

Deborah Greaves.

AUDIENCE APPLAUSE

Cheers, Cody.

From Albany, Georgia, a carpenter,

Forest Ridwell.

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Hi, Cody.

And from New Orleans, Louisiana, a Wiccan priestess,

Sophie Santos.

TENTATIVE AUDIENCE APPLAUSE

Blessings, Cody.

Today we will be competing for an expense paid trip for two

to the beautiful Maldive, Islands. (SCREENSHOT:

aquamarine sea, coral reef, palm trees, geckos)

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At an elevation of 6.5 feet above sea level, we

here at Figuratively Speaking felt it necessary